Random Rant

ERMAHGERD. Don't get me even started about kids nowadays with cellphones. LIKE OH YOUR IN 1st GRADE AND YOU HAVE A IPHONE. You're so cool. LOLJK not. Your in stinking elementary school. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU HAVE A FRIKING IPHONE! WHY. Like also. Why would you have an iPhone in 6th grade really? That's more of an late 7yj grade year going into 8th grade KINDOF phone. But really? WHO IN YOUR GRADE HAS A PHONE. So who ya gunna call. Elmo? Cookie Monster? DORA? Like really. What has your generation gone into. I didn't get my first phone till 4th grade. INWAS 9. But it was razor. Like IM not spoiled like you guys are. I WOULD ASK FOR ONE FOR MY BIRTHDAY OR CHRISTMAS. But why don't you have one of those flip phones. That's it.